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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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The Little Engine That Could Not Give A —–
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Say, do you remember those barnyard sounds toys from our childhood? The kind that had a giant plastic arrow that would spin around when you pulled the lever, and then for whatever it would land on, it would kindly inform you what sound that animal made. For example, “The cow says: ‘Mooo’!” Well, I have […]
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Listen, What Happened Behind That Taco Bell Was Purely Survival
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Oh, to be sick and just trying to get by (or maybe just trying to get high).
Oh, the places you will go, oh the drugs you will buy...
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