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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Silly Rabbit, Affordable Dental Care Never Killed Anyone…Yet
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Was the question: "Eh, what's up, Doc?"?
Ah, hell naw, the answer should never be "malpractice insurance premiums and patient death rates"...
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Now Kids, This Is What A Clingy B*tch Looks Like
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I knew that doggy yoga position alright: "Canine Arching Back Skyward In Glorious Defecation"...
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