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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
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At least until what's 'off' is a little too 'on the nose'...
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How To Make Your Own Dang Christmas Miracle
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"No! Only I get to stuff the ballot box!" he hissed at me as he grabbed my wrists and wrestled the stack of raffle entries from my hand...
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