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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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All Is Fair In Love And War And Scientific Research
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Face it: your science project sucked, but it can't be that bad, right?
On the bright side, at least that nightmare is finally over...
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Back-To-School Not-So-Special
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"A new truck?!? How f---ing sweet is that?!?"
I could feel it in my little growing bones. This was going to be one special year...
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