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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Socrate’s Secret
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Even when she gathered both of us in the room and demanded we get to the bottom of The Mystery of Which of My Teen Boys Has Been Looking at Lingerie Catalogs, I managed to stick to my guns and maintain the lie.
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…And Then Suddenly We Were World Famous Fire-Starters
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We need your tractor. NOW, MOTHER****ER!"
I got to admit, this was not how I imagined my first tractor-jacking would go...
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