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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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The Confidential Tale Of The Know It All Going To Hell
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Just cuz somebody is a real smarty-pants doesn't mean they don't make dumb decisions on occasion.
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Mistakes Will Be Made
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As a toddler, I had my mother rather worried. I was coming up on turning 2 years old, and still really hadn’t talked much. Although I was her fifth rodeo, so to speak, like any good first-world parent she was concerned that I had developmental issues. Oh, were those fears ever unfounded. I imagine at […]
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