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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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—– Bob Ross
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Fuck Bob Ross. Don’t get me wrong, he was a great guy–may he rest in peace. But seriously, ----- him and his happy little trees, too. You may be wondering what the hell is wrong with me, as it is a widely accepted fact that everyone loves The Ross-ster. Don’t worry, I’ll address that in […]
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Hey, Who Recommended Drowning Your Moby D*ck In Love?
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If you love her, you'll give her whatever she needs.
Even if that "whatever" involves 8 gallons of oil...
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