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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Don’t Worry Little Buddy, Your Secrets Are Safe With Me…
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Pleased with ourselves that we had Top Secret intel that no one else had, Elmer and I spent the rest of our bus ride dreamily wondering aloud what super-cool toy the Universe would endow upon as at the gift exchange...
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Luxury And Lies: The Truth About That Better Beach House
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They claimed they spared no expenses when they built this place.
If only they had spared me their bullshit...
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