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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

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'Tis a tragedy! 'Tis a mystery! My cheese has gone missing in the middle of the night!
Show yourself, fiend--dare you step into the light...

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Six years and 340 posts in, and still no book deals-ies?
Sweet White Jesus, this is getting old pretty quick for reals-ies...

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This is the story of two brothers, one a hero, one forgotten to time.
A tale telling that it really matters how you get to that finish line...
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Ya know how they say 'the squeaky wheel gets the grease'?
Um, let's just say ya funk with Dunkin, won't be no drinking yo' coffee in peace...

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Excuse me, ma'am--EXCUSE ME--Yoo-hoo! My eyes are up here.
Say, it's not polite to let yo' gaze linger so long anywhere near, uh, um, er...

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I swear, you can't leave your kid home alone for 20 minutes before things go to sh*t. So tell me, Pro Parent, how you plan to deal with it...

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I ain't green like Kermit, and I ain't orange like Ernie nor yellow like his rubber ducky.
Why, ain't no reason why I'm so darn lucky...

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You can't always trust yo' multi-cultural money-making schemes to go as planned.
Fear not tho! Your wife's street cred can lend you a hand...

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So you think you've gotten away with pulling off the ultimate dad joke?
But it turns out that is too soon that you have spoke...
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"Rah-rah-rah, hats off to thee! Wait one sec, let me double-check my family tree..."
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Some people know where they belong. Typically accompanied with a strong sense of identity, this “deluxe package” model of human being knows themselves well, knows their role in society, and has full confidence that they are in the social circle that’s a right fit for them. Gee, that sure sounds nice, doesn’t it? As you […]

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Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, with his Pillow-Sack-Of-Fun...

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Beware if you find yourself making outrageous claims like "I invented cake pops..."

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Face it: your science project sucked, but it can't be that bad, right?
On the bright side, at least that nightmare is finally over...

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They have origin stories! They have alter-egos! But if I got an origin story for my alter-ego?
That just might make me a super super-hero...

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Once, twice--even thrice--mom's message has been read.
You rub your eyes, scratch your head--you can't believe what she actually just said...

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What would Jesus do?"
Surely not be giving out rides when it's not his car...

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Note: this is the 1st installment of the Kandy Karma saga. If you have already read this, please feel free to skip to Parts 2 & 3. Free candy? Socially-sanctioned dress-up playtime? No age restrictions? On it’s face, Halloween seems like a deal too good to be true. And if there’s one thing I’ve learned […]

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Yeah, sure, David Attenborough nature documentaries can be fascinating and informative. But as a source of relationship advice? Not so much...
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Quick question: do you have to actually know your neighbor before you call in that big favor?
Asking for a friend (or vice versa)...

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You won't go to hell for a little tail-shaking on the dance floor.
Hell, son, it just might send you right to heaven...

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When traveling, being right on schedule is supposed to be a good thing.
Bodily functions, however, are a strong exception to that rule...

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It's the end of the year, and of course we gots to take a look back.
You better buckle up , Bud, 'cuz you are in for a ton of fun, Jack...

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Nothing tears apart close friends like a friendly disagreement over...condiments?
What the fu...

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We need your tractor. NOW, MOTHER****ER!"
I got to admit, this was not how I imagined my first tractor-jacking would go...

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Although we’re officially into the new year, and the time for countdowns is behind us, there was one last Top 5 list that I wanted to share. In the process of getting the Point of the Story up and running, I’ve had a few, er, “technical difficulties” that should serve as a reminder that, while […]

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You think it would be cool being suspiciously similar to that one certain guy from The Matrix.
However, even Neo can't dodge every bullet...

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Sure, what lurks beneath the surface might seem terrifying.
I'd recommend you hope and pray to the Jesus you never actually run into it...

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The sick mind can really play tricks on a guy.
Oh, the many places we will go! Oh, the many ways we might die...
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