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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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A Good Day To Dress Like A Tourist
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“Today’s a good day to dress like a tourist–I would even argue that it’s the perfect day to dress like one!” One year ago this very day, the beautiful French morning was slipping away, and I couldn’t believe I was wasting time defending my choice of vacation attire. The Boss Lady and I had decided […]
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You Better Listen, Punk, Or I’ll Miracle Whip Your Ass
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Nothing tears apart close friends like a friendly disagreement over...condiments?
What the fu...
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