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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.

And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...

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How To Fool Your Mom Into Dropping Ye Old F-Bomb
How To Fool Your Mom Into Dropping Ye Old F-Bomb

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Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming about your clean-cut mom or dad suddenly cussing like a sailor?

Then today's your lucky day, sir...

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Knowing The Distance: Guaranteed To Make You The Bathroom MVP
Knowing The Distance: Guaranteed To Make You The Bathroom MVP

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Sometimes you get "close, but no banana." But even worse is when you get "close, and all banana"...

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