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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Introducing: Pony Boy And The Tree House Of Prison Time
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Oh man, Pony Boy just rolled into town.
You best believe that some horse sh*t is about to go down...
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This Is My Reward For Handling Your Dirty Money, Old Man?!?
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Me: "OMG, we're rich now!"
Dad: "What's this 'we' stuff, Kemosabe...?"
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