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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Hey, Who Recommended Drowning Your Moby D*ck In Love?
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If you love her, you'll give her whatever she needs.
Even if that "whatever" involves 8 gallons of oil...
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Prissy Pet Project Parte Primera
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As I oh-so-ramblingly mentioned in my most recent post, Epitaph, I have greater plans for this blog than it just being a written repository of every single memory I can conjure up. I actually hope to provide useful information for my Dear Readers. I know, I know. It’s a ludicrous proposition. I’ll give you a […]
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