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Soap, Shampoo, and Unconditional Love (Or The Devastating Lack Thereof)
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He's so wet, so weak, so powerless--he's a bachelor in distress.
And if his damsel won't save him, he'll just die in this shower, I guess...
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Paging Dr. Mix-A-Lot
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Wanna hear a fantastic–but true–story? On a dreary Seattle day in May 1992, a brave dark knight hoisted himself upon a giant papier-mâché derrière and spoke truth into a flat and listless world: I like big butts and I cannot lieYou other brothers can’t denyThat when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waistAnd […]
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Nary A Murder Here In Over A Year? Hmm…Sounds Promising…
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You're sick af and just need a place to get some peaceful sleep.
Yeah, that's the perfect time to be dirt cheap...
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