Herein lies the chronicles of my [hopeful] rise and [probably inevitable] fall of my online kimchi empire. This is work in progress, so who knows how this story will end? I guess you better stay tuned to find out…

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From the Beginning…

  • Epitaph: A Preface to Passive Income Adventures To Come

    Epitaph: A Preface to Passive Income Adventures To Come

    5 Min Read …but no matter how many wheels I re-invent, guess what? If it doesn’t put food on the table for my kids, a roof over my wife’s head, and a handgun in the Bible case of my beloved mother, than what in hot Hades have I been good for?

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  • Prissy Pet Project Parte Primera

    Prissy Pet Project Parte Primera

    13 Min Read As I oh-so-ramblingly mentioned in my most recent post, Epitaph, I have greater plans for this blog than it just being a written repository of every single memory I can conjure up. I actually hope to provide useful information for my Dear Readers. I know, I know. It’s a ludicrous proposition. I’ll…

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  • Cuckoo for Kimchi Puffs

    Cuckoo for Kimchi Puffs

    9 Min Read Editor’s note: This is the 3rd installment of the Prissy Pet Project. While not required reading, it may be helpful to have previously read Epitaph: A Preface to Passive Income Adventures to Come and (more importantly) Prissy Pet Project Parte Primera. Journal Date: 22 November 2019 (Friday) To bring everyone up to…

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  • Taking Over the Mean Streets of Tumblr

    Taking Over the Mean Streets of Tumblr

    5 Min Read Editor’s Note: This is a continuation of my pursuit of passive income via slanging kimchi on Tumblr. Now that I think about it, I guess I’m sort of an aspiring internet drug dealer–but the GOOD kind of drug dealer, like, say, an anesthesiologist. You can read about my descent into the light…

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